Dear Mickey Rourke's "plastic surgeon",

Dood!!!   WTF?   Clearly you missed the boat on "thinking",  period,  while performing this surgery so I sure hope your golf game improved with the extra thought you put into your drive while working on MR.   While I'm no plastic surgeon, I honestly don't know how someone could botch a seemingly simple surgery on lips and eyes....ok and a bit of a lift too.....

Oh wait .....I get it......you completed your residency at Mr. Potato Head school of fascia!!!   Either that or you were REALLY into Picasso at the time....

I went to see The Wrestler tonight....... part of me had this morbid curiousity to see what his face is looking like these days.....Mickey still had whatever charisma got him the "Nine and a half weeks" role......I really hope that he gets more than an Oscar nod for his role in this movie.  ...I also hope that he never wrestles with his "plastic surgeon" again.